I heart procrastination

laugh-addict:

But once you get used to it, it’s like fucking Narnia

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toxicwaltz:

I would like to make the sexual with you please.

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mother-fricker:

remember when penny wore a hijab and dijonay called it a do-rag because i do

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davejade:

davejade:

[pays a prostitute in bubble money]

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From the Weekend Update, we are Seth and Stefon Meyers!

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andysambergsbigbutt:

im sure u do

Hi care about his his abs

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trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

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sweetguts:

almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game

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